Justatise

Sunday Funday is upon us. I spent the morning outside reading Harry Potter in the smoky air; being as we are currently amidst the worst wildfire ever. They said nothing interesting never happens in Idaho and now this. Pffft. 

Anyway it rains ash from the sky from time to time so I feel like the end of the world is coming. However I need to be outside since that is how I recharge. Here was my view this morning.

Notice the ambiance that emanates from the dilapidated dog house. Oh the mystery of what lurks inside... I'm sure 9,000 spiders. 

I had to call my dad today to see how his minor surgery went. Sounds like everything is fine and dandy which is great. I did speak to my mother for a moment. She was telling me about a new plant she purchased...

Mom: It's really nice you should get one. 

Me: Ya okay I usually kill plants but sure. 

Mom: It's called Justatise

Me: ... What?

Mom: J-U-S-T-A-D-D-I-C-E

Me:... Uhh

My sister in the back ground: it says just add ice 

Mom: apparently it's pronounced just.ad.dice but I pronounce it Justatise. 

Me dying laughing: No mom she is telling you it says just add ice it isn't the name of the plant. 

Mom: oh. Okay. Well Just.ad.ice is a nice plant. I need to water mine though it looks a little wilted. 

Oh the joys of my mother. I wanted to tell her to just add ice since it sounded like those were the instructions; but I didn't want to confuse her too much.