Mmmm; pie!
Nope those bastards tricked me. They saw me coming a mile away. I may perhaps have stumbled upon a fantastic idea. Tiny pies disguised as jewelry? Wear it to work then simply eat it intermittently through the day.
Co-worker: 'Why Malina I thought you had one hundred charms on that necklace, but it only seems to have one charm left?'
Me dressed extra professionally: 'Tut-tut someone is hallucinating. Of course there has only been one charm this whole time... make that zero.'
It could work. Like a candy necklace only better.
