Showing posts with label Women With Cheat Hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women With Cheat Hair. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Damaged Décolletage

It's been one hell of a week. But fortunately for myself it is nearly over. More on that later (ps not work related) And let me just preface this post by saying I haven't eaten food and retained the nutrients since Friday. So my brain is broken due to lack of nutrition. 

Me: Hey you're chin stub is scratching my décolletage. 

Justin: What on earth?

Me: My décolletage-read a dictionary-gosh

Justin: What is  deycah....that?

Me: like this soft skin layer on the top of women's chests and necks. It is really sensitive. If you rub it too hard (with beard parts) it rubs off and a women grows hair on her chest. 

Justin: really? No... I can't spell it so I can't look it up. 

I thought for a moment that he would believe me, and that I had him right where I wanted him. Unfortunately I could neither maintain a straight face nor my composure. Would have been awesome had I withstood because I could have totally pretended to grow chest hair in a couple of days. *sigh


Ps had to include this photo because when I searched to read the definition I liked the disclaimer wiki gave especially when coupled with that woman's (Marie Antoinette's) face.