I plotted all weekend on how best to scare Justin. I contemplated waking him up in the morning with it, standing over him in the dark with it on while he slept, and jumping out of the closet unexpectedly.
I greatly feared my antics would result in cardiac arrest on Justin's part or a strong bludgeon to the head for me. Finally I decided to creep up on him while he was finishing the final pages of his serial killer James Patterson book. My greatest heart's desires were fulfilled as I managed to give him quite the fright. Maybe that will teach him not to read James Annoying Patterson..:
I was eventually pestered to go upstairs where I proceeded to take like ten selfies because I couldn't get over how amazeballs I looked.
Who wore it better?
(Dwight from the office wearing the CPR dummy's face he cut off)
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