Showing posts with label Kill Me If You Can James Patterson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kill Me If You Can James Patterson. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Kill Me If You Can James Patterson



For the past few weeks my life has turned into a sort of James Patterson novel; literally. Justin has developed this obsession with reading that man’s books. If I opened a drawer-there was the cover of one of James Patterson’s books staring up at me as though I had found it doing something wrong. Our coffee table was never without a half a dozen of his novels. The backseat of Justin’s car; littered with James Patterson, James Patterson JAMES PATTERSON.  Wikipedia alleges that there have been more than 300 million of his novels sold; I allege that Justin has purchased them all. 

Finally Justin brought home a book shelf and it is slowly filling up.  At least I can tolerate all the books being in one location rather than spread about the apartment’s nooks and crannies. I am planning on sneaking some of my books on there; like Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings series. We shall see if I can get away with it.



Like a kid in a candy store. In all seriousness I am happy that he chooses to read to keep himself entertained; rather than getting a hooker, smoking crack or any of the like.