Today
was Monday so I got to volunteer. I headed up to the pediatric ward to deliver
a balloon and card. I located the proper room and pranced in. It was empty
except for a baby.
Me: “Hi
I have a delivery for you, this uh... Jesus balloon.”
Baby:
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| Note this is NOT the actual baby but pretty damn near close to what she looked like. Photo Credit: http://weird4u.blogspot.com/2012/01/weird-baby-face.html |
I was
like: “Uhh… okay, well I will just put it here for you…Shall I?” *motioning to
table
Baby:
Me: while
backing out of the room “get well soon little baby…”
It was
pretty weird. I have never been in a pediatric room without the parents
present. I felt kinda bad for the poor little thing. And it totally looked at me like I was the strangest being it had ever seen (I probably was). But maybe she was just trying to make me smile.
So I went back down to my lobby desk and continued about my volunteer duties. The old guy next to me read back a valet ticket over his radio stating 'L' and in "lascivious"
My volunteer partner turned to me and asked what that word meant. I had it mixed up with "Leviticus" as in the Hebrew Bible Leviticus but I did not know how to describe it to her so I mumbled something about the bible and mundanely pulled up Google to search it for her. I keyed in lascivious and of course a bunch of porn came up and I was like
