Yesterday
after Justin read my blog he was like:
Justin: Hey
I noticed you didn’t write about the flood in the bathroom.
Me: Ya,
I got distracted by those penguin butts
Justin:
I see… you had to talk about us round-house kicking in the living room but you couldn’t
talk about when you flooded the bathroom.
Me: You
mean when YOU flooded the bathroom.
Honestly
I was just trying to save Justin the embarrassment because it was totally his
fault when I turned on the shower and didn’t make sure the curtain was in the
right place, causing the water to flood all over the bathroom floor since I had
aimed the nozzle at the curtain the last time I was in the shower. Furthermore
it was his fault for making me chase him around for ten minutes before I went
in the bathroom to actually take my shower, only to discover that a flood
similar to that which Noah’s ark had to withstand. And the animals didn’t even
come which sucks because I totally could have gotten a couple of cats and
narwhals, and unicorns.
In unrelated news- I found this on Amazon.com. I am not sure how I feel about it; mostly because koalas and penguins are no where near narwhals when one considers their habitats...
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| Photo Credit: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000J3IU6E/racquetdepotc-20 |
