Everybody's Derpin' for the Weekend

I have this friend that I won't shut up about. She has a farm which I've mentioned about a million times so far. Sometimes we ride horses. And sometimes when we ride horses I make
derp faces that get caught on camera. 

Xzibit A:

I know what your thinking but no I haven't finally turned into a man. Whenever I say the word exhibit I'm transported back to my high school days where I played that damn Xzibit CD on a loop. But for reals here is the actual exhibit A:

I'd like to blame the shadows for the unsettling face I'm pulling. That and the helmet. If "America's Next Top Model," is looking for me I'm right here guys! 

Here are some other photos from my visit to Lacy's farm:

Chuck Norris the goat 

My BFF getting ready to cook me some dinner

Our friend Jessica riding a horse while Lacy supervises. 

Until we meet again friends. 

Chuck Norris, You Bastard

This weekend was fun-filled which was much needed after my work trip away from my home and friends. I got to see some of my favorite people and possibly even came up with next year's Christmas card. 

Perfect right? Right. Moving on I also spent some time at my friend's farm. I got there and we all looked at the pretty animals and gave them so much pets that their fur fell off. Then Chuck Norris ate some hair off and I was like fuck you Chuck Norris! But then he looked at me with his eyes and I was like okay fine but don't let it happen again. 

I was then standing under a tree watching my favorite goose (who hates me) from a safe distance. Suddenly the sky dropped something wet and I was like; "Is it raining?" To which Lacy replied; "no but there is a bird above you." So basically I got shit on but hey that's cool. The birds of Eagle, Idaho united against me that day. I just realized the name of the city I was in and now it all makes sense.