Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Not a Real Post (more of an "I'm feeling guilty" and nude photo of Justin kind of post

I am a terrible girlfriend. Tonight I was manhandling Justin when something tragic happened; he slipped and fell into the bathtub while attempting to avoid the wrath of me. He went down like a 99 year old woman who was about to break her hip. Fortunately he just has a humongous bruise forming with some big scratches (from when I swiped him with my wolverine claws on the way down I mean.... When his side hit the water faucets. 

Moral of the story: if I am trying to spank you just focus on a point on the wall and let it happen, because sometimes my animal instincts get the best of me. 

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