It's been one hell of a week. But fortunately for myself it is nearly over. More on that later (ps not work related) And let me just preface this post by saying I haven't eaten food and retained the nutrients since Friday. So my brain is broken due to lack of nutrition.
Me: Hey you're chin stub is scratching my décolletage.
Justin: What on earth?
Me: My décolletage-read a dictionary-gosh
Justin: What is deycah....that?
Me: like this soft skin layer on the top of women's chests and necks. It is really sensitive. If you rub it too hard (with beard parts) it rubs off and a women grows hair on her chest.
Justin: really? No... I can't spell it so I can't look it up.
I thought for a moment that he would believe me, and that I had him right where I wanted him. Unfortunately I could neither maintain a straight face nor my composure. Would have been awesome had I withstood because I could have totally pretended to grow chest hair in a couple of days. *sigh
Ps had to include this photo because when I searched to read the definition I liked the disclaimer wiki gave especially when coupled with that woman's (Marie Antoinette's) face.
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