I copy/pasted this FB conversation. It took me like 100 years to edit all the photos and last names off for privacy... worth the read to experience my embarrassment... If you have no time I would suggest reading Adam's initial post (directly below this) and then skipping down to the red, and reading on...
Adam
Thank You, Friday, For greeting me
with a Black Widow on my front door!!! I feel warm and cozy now! And I'm
posting this from on top of my kitchen table. Where I'll be hanging out the
rest of the night. I need monkey bars that lead to my bedroom. Eeeek!
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Erin- Omg jump on it!
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Adam- I threw a pickle at him, but I missed. I was
hoping to daze him, and them move in swiftly. now, i'm trying to shoot him with
the BB Gun.
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Wendy- Thanks for the nightmares. This morning my
daughter moved some papers on the kitchen counter, when this scary, fast black
spider jumped towards her! It scared us both and she was sobbing. It was pretty
hilarious.
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Emmylin- You sure got close to get a pic this
detailed... Sicko!
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Wendy F-
you should use your experience to kill this one.
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Adam- I held my phone with two tree branches Emmylin and then pressed the pic button with a stick.
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Wendy - My experience in
killing spiders is spraying them with something like WD-40 from a distance
until it stops moving.
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- Emmylin- I call bullshit! That would be nearly impossible, even for a McGuyver type woman such as myself!
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Adam- I tried negotiating....but she wouldn't budge.
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Adam- Emmylin...apparently you don't pay much
attention to me. I trained McGuyver...
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Adam- in 1986
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Emmylin- Bahahaha, no, no, no, you MUST be mistaken!
Everyone knows that was me that did the training!
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Adam- ya? YOU trained him?? well, why don't you come
up here and try saying that to my FACE!!!! I've got a paper clip, a battery,
and a sheet of legal paper. if you trained McGuyver, you know FULLY WELL what
i'm capable of with those 3 items. bring. it. girl.
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Lori- Kill it! Step on it.
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Malina- Lime away ...
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Malina- Don't let it out of
your sight it WILL find you. I would spray it with lime away and make sure you
it him. Or put a pet paper towel on the end of your dick and then smash it with
that
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Adam -Malina???? did you just say to put a
pet paper towel on the end of my DICK and smash it with that???? your
creativity amazes me. but NO. i'm NOT doing that...
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Malina- Wow uhm that was like 45 typos sorry!!! I meant
the end of your stick
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Adam- dick, stick....heck...we're all Broncos....
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Malina M- I am laughing so hard I am crying a
meant put a wet paper towel on the end of your stick and smack it with that.
Man oh man that was the best typo ever
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Adam- ya. ok. Malina M.
I just remembered you're an Idaho Vandal. you SICKO... I don't know how you
kill spiders up there, but we DONT do it like that here....pfffffft. put a wet
paper towel on my....ugh. nevermind!
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Malina- You're memory is severely flawed this must
because you have a black widow spider in your house or you are still shaken by
the thought of smashing it with your dick. I am currently attending BSU silly.
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Cindy - Ohh ewwwwww
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Brigette- Omg! I found one today too! Check out the pic
i posted earlier if you haven't yet! Eeeekk! Why are these things coming out
today!?
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Lorena A- Between Malina's hilarious comments
and the total fear of a black widow spider staring me in the face, I think I
just peed my pants, thanks! Hahaha
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Adam- haha no kidding Lorena !!!
Just wait till you see what I tell Malina M
to do the next time she finds a spider at HER house!!!
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Justin- Nasty ....
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Jeni- Adam step on it or get a broom lol!
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Kristine- Oh man!! Went to comment on a spider and came
in on the best convo EVER! Totally just made my Friday night! I can not stop
laughing!! Freakin HILARIOUS!!
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Nicole- Im with her ^^ i cannot stop laughing. P.s
scrubbing bubbles works from a distance too lmao
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Adam- I cant believe she told me to kill it with my
d***. some people.....
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Nicole- When i initially read it i was like wow that
escalated quickly lol
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Jenny- Eeekkkk
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Adam- I guess there are just other things i'd rather
swing at him, ya know? like a stick, or a bat. but dang... as least the weapon
she recommended was readily available right??
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Nicole- Exactly she was only being practical.
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Alicia- Lmbo .... Thanks for the Friday night laughs!
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Jill- Scary!!!!!!!!
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Brooke- I would be up there with you....
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Adam- Brooke bring red wine reserves and a snickers
candy bar. Crawl through the front window. Avoid the front door!
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Cindy - Shoe!!!
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Indy- wtb omg
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Elle- time to move!
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Christa- Yikes! Move!
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Malina- I hadn't checked this in a while lol. I'm
still laughing. How freaking mortifying. I'm glad no one took me seriously.
Damn I want to print this out and save it ha ha.
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