Sbifa

Text conversation I had with Justin the other day before bed since I was too lazy to go into the other room.

Me: Can you come in here?

Justin: I can, but tell me why?

Me: Because the sbifa requirements haven’t been met today.

Justin: The what?

Me: The sbifa requirements.

Justin: What does that mean? 

Me: Spanks before I fall asleep

Justin: How did I not figure that out?

Me: I don’t know but I like it because it sounds like beef so it reminds me of you.

It totally is perfect and I think it should be added to the dictionary because then people that like to spank their bfs like me will feel normal and validated.

This seal reminds me of Justin whilst he is enjoying my spanks... ba ha ha

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