Man Bling Pants

I put advertisements up on my blog because I want to use the revenue to buy a bunch of cats and chocolate (but not in that order). Also Justin’s butt is fabulously big and I think he would look good in a pair of tight jeans with bling on the pockets. I know he would never condone my purchasing man bling pants with income from practical sources so I think that blog revenue would be the perfect excuse to buy man bling pants.

Back on track; I have no control over what shows up for ads on my blog, and I feel like I need to make that clear because I saw this the other day…

I do not support the former Asian gymnast turned hooker market. Or any hooker market for that matter. Just be aware that I am not the mastermind behind the ads that go up on here. 

PS I advise you not to search “man bling pants” on Google because you will just get a bunch of photos of Hermione Granger, Lil Wayne Christmas Ornaments and Saddam Hussein.

Quite the work of art (photo credit:collegehumor.com)

Did you wear man bling pants Saddam? photo credit:daiilymail.uk

Okay... Some toddler bling pants photo credit: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/09/article-2170867-13FCCF2D000005DC-471_634x895.jpg

And perhaps better than man bling pants?? And is it just me or is he missing a nipple? photo credit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2026050/Are-Spanx-pants-men-unsexy-invention-ever.html