I almost went crazy today.
The other day while I was cooking dinner Justin was talking
about second dinner. We had to return a movie (anime flick called “Wolf Children” fantastic I might add) and he made a remark while I was cooking that he should have waited to return the movie
so that we could get curly fries. A few moments later I was referred to as a “hungry
hungry hippo.” Suddenly it dawned on me, I have created a monster and that
monster is me. (I guess Justin too by default)
I decided that I needed to go on a diet. Today started off
great. By 2:00pm-ish all I had consumed was an all-fruit smoothie. I decided to
visit Justin at work during his lunch. We
talked for several minutes when suddenly this happened…
Justin: I have a confession
Me: Oh… okay?
Justin: Friday at work I ate three Super_owl cupcakes…
Me: And you didn’t stop and get me a cupcake on your way home?
Justin: And Monday I had two more…
Me:…My diet is over because I need to compensate for the
atrocity that you committed.
Long story short I ended up with the following
Also I am pretty sure I know why someone couldn't get his foot out of his mouth when he "couldn't remember" what was happening at work all day. Someone was prancing his big butt around eating cupcakes all day.
There is always tomorrow for my diet.
Speaking of Super_owls...
I found this on Etsy. They don't make this type of owl any more but they sure do make some cute elephants and other owls. http://www.etsy.com/listing/151569811/fluffy-superman-owl |
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