Yo'Land'a Penis If You're Not Careful

So in one of my labs we have anatomical models which we are supposed to utilize for learning various veins, arteries, nerves etc. I sit right by this female torso model and she keeps me company in class since sometimes I walk around with underwear in my hood so I don’t have any friends in that class.

Yesterday after the lab activities we were told we could study the anatomical models or go home. I prepared to remove Yolanda’s (that is what I named her) breasts so that I could familiarize myself with her innards. I kept reaching up but I felt so bad for needing to take her boobs off. Anyway like five minutes went by and I realized that there were only like two other students in the lab so I bid Yolanda farewell, and headed out the door.

I was going to take a picture of her so that I could study her later at home (not in the gross way), but 

I felt like maybe she wouldn’t want me to have naked photos of her. And if Toy Story is real, that is not someone I want haunting me for the rest of my life. Anyway I tried to Google a photo of what she looks like but this is the closest thing that I could come up with.

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I am 99% sure that Yolanda is not a transvestite but this at least illustrates the boob situation.  We have Rhonda (the male torso model) so this is where my logic is stemming from with the whole penis fiasco. I am sure you will all be on the edge of your seats until next Saturday so that I can investigate this penis, or lack thereof. Bottom line I thought there was some kind of connection between Yolanda and me… I think maybe we can relate on certain things.

**EDIT- Yolanda is a girl, she lacks a penis...