Black Friday

Justin and I were driving somewhere the other day. We were listening to the radio when this happened...

Justin: Oh my gosh this song is SO trying to be racist!

Me: What?

Justin: Why would someone make a song like this?

Me: Like what? (thinking in the back of my head about how much I hate spiders [the song was that Iggy Azalea song 'Black Widow'] but wondering why Justin would call the songstress a racist).

Justin: 'I'm a black with a baby,' what is the point of that?

Me: You mean, 'I'm a black widow baby.'

Justin: Oh... Ya that makes sense I guess.

Good thing we got that settled because had Justin accused Iggy of being a racist she'd be like: