Happy Endings

Remember this? Well here is a conversation about it that I had with my sister the other day. 

Me: Did I tell you that Gonorrhea story?

Sister: What?! No!

Me: Well for microbiology class this year we had to pick a microorganism to grow as a “pet.”

Sister: … and you choose gonorrhea?

Me: no… gonorrhea chose me.

I feel like that could be a really good line for a commercial for anti-gonorrheal medicine. And that could be how I make a million dollars. And then everyone would be like; ‘how come you have a million dollars?’ and I would be like ‘gonorrhea.’ The End