Apparently spiders think they should fuck with me on
Mondays. After volunteering, class, class two, and class three I arrived home
to a jack hammer next door from the maintenance people swapping out the carpet.
The neighbors decided to set up their lawn chairs directly outside of our front
door and supervise the carpet swapping out. It was marvelously fun to try to
get in and out of the apartment while they rubber-necked to peer inside our
dwelling as we came and went.
At last we arrived back home after my getting some Noodles and
Justin getting his carne asana/asada?? fries… that is Spanish I think for
meatalicious (incidentally he asked for no sour cream and wound up with extra…
so much so that it appeared as though he had ice cream fries if that is even a
thing). Yuck, let’s get back on track after that horrible sentence that was not
even a sentence. So I put on my sweatshirt so I can be comfortable. I am
sitting on the couch with my lap top catching up on Facebook when I look down
and this damn white spider is crawling up my shirt a million miles per hour
towards my face. I have no choice but to grab it with my bare hand because I am
brain dead. I calmly stood up and walked to the sink where Justin was doing
dishes and said: “you will never guess what I have in my hand.” I promptly
washed it down the sink while I had a cardiac infarction and tried not to die.
Part of my thinks that it was the ghost of the spider I killed last Monday but it was more crab-like and less humongous. Anyway I
nearly shit out Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory because that damn thing scared
the hell out of me, and then it tried to eat my face. I hope that the past two
Mondays are not indicative of how every Monday will be from here until the end
of the semester because that is just no Bueno.
This will be next Monday Photo Credit: Imgur |
On a positive note: there was this extremely stinky smell
coming from the neighbors for the past six months or so, I am hoping they
finally had whatever issue they were having resolved with replacing the carpet.
Talk about stank.
***Edit- When I entered the meme it made my top paragraph weird and I can't fix it :(
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